How Many Of These Rules Can I Break Tonight

"macanamera" (macanamera) 05/29/2015 at 01:28 • Filed to: None

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Five?

My citroen won't start > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 01:33

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You better not wifi

PushToStart > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 01:34

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How the hell is “no Wi-Fi” a rule? Sounds to me like they’re just highlighting shortcomings of their establishment...

TheHondaBro > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 01:35

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I believe in you.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 01:51

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Don’t vomit! waste of drinks... But make room for more drinks... Do it!!

macanamera > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 05/29/2015 at 02:09

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ya

macanamera > TheHondaBro 05/29/2015 at 02:09

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ya

macanamera > My citroen won't start 05/29/2015 at 02:09

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no

Svend > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 02:26

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I think you and your ‘GF’ should shout and complain about the lack of WiFi and then take a ‘selfie’ when it gets too much for your ‘GF’ and she vomits.

But hey ‘no WiFi’ in this day and age, come on get with the times!

Sam > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 02:54

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Create a wifi hotspot on your phone to upload a selfie of your gf vomiting. Then complain when people get upset and yell at them.

pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 06:16

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break them all or go home!

Simplify, then add beer > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 07:06

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Broke a new one at the pub today. Carried a toddler to the bar to order another round. Apparently that is illegal in Australia.

Literal Nanny State

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 07:48

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All the rules

Jagvar > macanamera 05/29/2015 at 07:51

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Take off your pants and set something on fire for good measure.

macanamera > Jagvar 05/29/2015 at 08:32

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I mean I do that every time

DrJohannVegas > Simplify, then add beer 05/29/2015 at 10:02

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I gotta give credit to parents who can handle a young one at the bar and keep from making others nights miserable. That takes a set of skills I think I will never have. You are winning at parenting.

Come to the US. If they give you hassle at the border, tell ‘em Doc Vegas sent ya. You belong in the Free World.